It struck me while taking my shoes off a few minutes ago that I am a marketeer's worst nightmare today, sending out too many mixed signals.
I am sort of trendily (though rather chavtastically) clothed but in all the wrong brands, I suspect.
Shoes by Reebok
Socks by Lonsdale
Trousers by Dunlop (they're actually designed for playing golf but I knew I was spending most of the day outdoors today and these trousers are really wind- and rain- proof)
T-shirt by Fila
Hooded sweatshirt by Umbro
Oh, and undies by Diadora
And for a while I had a Nike baseball cap on.
Just HOW wrong am I?
Especially for a 46 year-old?